1 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,800 DIGITAL PLAYGROUND SERIES 2 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,140 PREVIOUSLY ON SWANS OF LA: 3 00:00:16,140 --> 00:00:18,640 I talked to the director today... ...He loves you!!! 4 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,780 - I need someone to sign the receipt. - I thought about it. 5 00:00:23,780 --> 00:00:25,540 I hope you like it. 6 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:32,460 - Oh my God! Did he say anything about me? - He said "No"!!! 7 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:38,280 What the fuck? Every time you come here there's something wrong with your wardrobe a boy who has to fuck you or you're late. What the fuck?! 8 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:41,040 I have something to do at home. 9 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:49,340 DIGITAL PLAYGROUND PRESENTED BY: 10 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:51,680 THERE ARE: 11 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,740 "SWANS OF LA" 12 00:01:18,980 --> 00:01:23,220 "BAILOUTS, COPS and CASTING" 13 00:01:25,060 --> 00:01:26,160 I'm listening? {hello} 14 00:01:26,940 --> 00:01:28,540 Where are you Becky?{we're now Becky} 15 00:01:41,780 --> 00:01:45,580 - Hello! - Hi Cassie, oh my god! Thank you very much, you are the best friend. {hey hey Cassia thank you so much you're the best friend ever} 16 00:01:45,580 --> 00:01:49,940 Yeah, whatever, you're lucky that I have a valid test.{yeah whatever you know you're lucky i had a green test} 17 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:51,940 At least the guy is cute} 18 00:01:53,340 --> 00:01:55,120 You've never said that before.{ever to them before} 19 00:01:56,340 --> 00:01:58,400 - Have fun. - Yes, thanks. {have fun yeah thank you} 20 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,600 Is everyone ready?{everybody ready} 21 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,000 Silence on set!{quite upset} 22 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,960 And action!{and action} 23 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:34,480 Yes, yes, tell Nicki...{yeah yeah well tell Nicky} 24 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,260 ...not to buy that mansion in Cabo just yet} 25 00:05:37,260 --> 00:05:42,040 Why? Because i don't have the papers on my desk} 26 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:47,160 {the guy the fucking guy that i spoke to the director told me} 27 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:51,500 ...verbal confirmation by phone. I was eating lunch then!{a verbal confirmation on the phone and put that fuck out for lunch} 28 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:55,000 He should shake my hand! Say we have a deal! {he shook my hand he said we have a deal} 29 00:05:55,000 --> 00:06:01,600 Like in the old wild west when you shake hands to trust each other and he fucked us!{in the fucking Old West when you shake hands that's like looking lighting your fucking name in blood and he fucked us} 30 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:07,080 I don't know what to say now, but it's not fucking happening because I don't don't know what to say right now but it is not fucking happening because it is not on my desk} 31 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:12,480 If only they were here! If they were here, she could buy that fucking mansion that she wants} 32 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:16,060 I live it, damn it, right you're damn right.{i'm living it damn right i'm you're damn right i'm} 33 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:20,360 I know 34 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,360 Listen...{look} 35 00:06:22,940 --> 00:06:25,360 ...until this happens...{until this happens} 36 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:30,880 ...you fuck every moment, because nobody's more pissed off than i'm right now} 37 00:06:35,540 --> 00:06:39,020 Exactly exactly.{exactly exactly} 38 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:43,280 Yeah, we'll finish it later, okay? All right, all right. {yes let's pick this up later okay alright} 39 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:47,280 James this is Monica.{James this is Monica} 40 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:50,600 - Monica. - I'm happy to meet you. 41 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,460 - Monica... - I'm a big fan of yours. {Monica i'm a big fan of yours} 42 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:57,640 - Should I call you Miss Monica? - No, just call me Monica.{should i call you miss comes a lot no please call me Monica} 43 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,340 Monica. 44 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:01,640 So... 45 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,920 Do you want to be a star like Nicki? {you wanna be a star like Nicki} 46 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:12,200 - I'm better than her. - Really?{i better i do really} 47 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:34,540 I would like your driving license and registration documents. {license or registrations please} 48 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:37,260 One second, officer, I'm giving it now.{one second officer i got it} 49 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:46,040 Excuse me but are you a} 50 00:07:46,460 --> 00:07:51,060 ...the one I'm thinking about? - Well, I can be anyone. {are you and think you are well} 51 00:07:51,060 --> 00:07:54,520 I just...you know...{i just you know} 52 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:58,120 - I'm a porn star. - I thought so.{i'm porn star does} 53 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,580 - I'm a big fan of yours. - Oh yes? {i'm a big fan of you are} 54 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:03,560 - Yes. - I love my fans.{yes i loves my fans} 55 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,500 That's good, I just didn't know it.{that's good i'm i just didn't know} 56 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:11,880 Yes, you are cute.{yeah you are pretty quite} 57 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:14,420 Do you have a driving license? {to you} 58 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:18,380 - I'll look for it. - Okay. {middle find it okay} 59 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:27,060 You know what, I think that I forgot to bring them with me.{you know what i don't think i brought it actually} 60 00:08:27,060 --> 00:08:29,760 I know, I'm so stupid but I forgot.{i know i'm so stupid and just forget it} 61 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:36,800 - I'm sorry. - You have to take them with you, you know they are very important.{i'm so sorry i have to carry those with you you know all the time it's important changes} 62 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:40,080 But...let's do it...{let's do this} 63 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:43,780 - What? - I'll just give you a warning this time. {what i'll give you a warning miss do} 64 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:46,300 - Perfect. - I know.{perfect i know} 65 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:49,860 But you have to take your driving license with you.{but you have to carry your license with you} 66 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:52,200 -I promise. - Always.{i promised all the time} 67 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,360 - Okay, will you do it? - Okay. {okay you can do that okay} 68 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,720 Thank you.{thank you} 69 00:08:56,720 --> 00:09:00,120 - You're welcome, make sure you turn on the lights, okay? - Good.{your welcome make sure you turn your light on} 70 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,860 Wait! 71 00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:03,720 - Just a second. - Yes?{one sessions} 72 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:07,220 You are so nice maybe you want something in return? {just can so nice you wanna said something} 73 00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:10,360 What would that be your license? 74 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,940 I have something better. 75 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:14,940 Do you like it?{you like it them} 76 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:18,760 Well you are a beautiful woman...{well you are a beautiful woman} 77 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,660 Do you like how they shake? 78 00:09:21,660 --> 00:09:24,940 I don't even know what you say.{i don't even know what you say} 79 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:28,760 They are really hot. Do you want to feel them?{entrusted a really hot you wanna feel them} 80 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:32,620 - I'm not allowed to do this. - Come on. {i'm not allowed to do that come on} 81 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:36,240 Come on, I know you want it.{come on you know} 82 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,360 I could get in trouble for this.{i get a lot of trouble for this} 83 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:43,520 I don't know if i could do this} 84 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:47,540 You can bounce them.{you can bounce} 85 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:51,020 They are very, very nice.{the very very nice} 86 00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:54,540 But I can't do it this time I'll let you go with a warning this time} 87 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:58,020 - You're amazing. - Want to see more?{you're amazing you wanna see more} 88 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,080 89 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,840 You're a very nice girl.{you're very nice girl} 90 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,940 - I'm a big fan of yours. - I love it.{i'm a big fan by the way i loved that} 91 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,420 {we can you watches on my movies} 92 00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:15,080 In a way.{i kind of do} 93 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:20,560 I'll let you go this time okay} 94 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:30,320 - Will you just give me a lesson? - Yes, I think you can go this time.{day mick your name yes i think you can go this time} 95 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,560 Good 96 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:34,660 My tits always do this when I'm driving.{i drive with my tits always this} 97 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:36,840 Just this time.{just this time} 98 00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:41,080 Just this time okay?{just this time okay} 99 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,420 - Okay, bye. - Okay. {okay bye okay} 100 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,740 IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF SWANS OF LA: 101 00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:07,300 I can play, I have talent and what I look like.{i cannot i have the talent we have the looks} 102 00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:11,840 - Maybe I could try to think of something. - Don't get too confident about that part} 103 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,380 What are you saying? 104 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:18,020 {that director seemed more like a porn star fans} 105 00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:22,240 - So, are you my fan? - You could say that I'm looking around and looking for something new. {see you're fan are you we could say that i'm looking to get into a new line and fork} 106 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:25,400 You can suck dick but don't push me okay?{you can suck cock we don't push me okay} 107 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:30,520 - I think I meet all these requirements. - I may have a proposition for you. {i think i have all of it parts i may have just the positions for you} 108 00:34:32,660 --> 00:34:35,260 END PART 5 109 00:34:35,260 --> 00:34:37,260 SCREENPLAY AND DIRECTOR: 110 00:34:37,260 --> 00:34:39,260 PERFORMED BY: 111 00:34:39,260 --> 00:34:41,260